Because 'a yorkie on the wall' doesn't sound right...

Ok, so I'm not really a fly.  I'm a 1.5 pound yorkie (much bigger than a fly) named Snuffy.  I'm super cute, feisty, smart, opinionated and funny.  I have no scruples and I pee on everything.  While Whitney may use her poop scoop to pick up after me, I'm using mine to give you the inside poop scoop on everything that goes on in her life.  I am your fly on Whitney's wall.